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Pierce Mattie's Season Review of Real Housewives of Atlanta on BRAVO

Didn’t part one of the season finale chat seem a bit of a bore? We were wondering if they ladies either took a Xanax or if they went to Ricki Lake’s Charm School, they were so on their very best behavior last night. But on a much (and I mean much) lighter note of pure and utter fluff the Pierce Mattie team has created our annual review of the show. That’s right; we have the votes for who is the best… and the worst…

THE BEST….

  • Best Make-up: NeNe
  • Best Jewelry: Kim
  • Best Husband: Lisa's Ed (yum)
  • Highest Heels: NeNe 
  • Most Intelligent: Kandi
  • Best Dressed: Sheree
  • Most Liked: NeNe
  • Best Wig/Weave: Sheree
  • Best Body: Sheree
  • Best ROI Out of The Show: NeNe's Book Deal (tied) w/ Kandi's New Album
  • Best in The Bubble Bath (most likely in bed as well!): Ed
  • Most Plastic Surgery: Dwight (wtf)
  • Most Likely To Succeed: Sheree
  • Best Sense of Humor: NeNe
THE WORST…
  • Most Tragic Make-up: Kim
  • Worst ROI Out of The Show: Kim's Song & Lisa's New Clothing Line (eek!)
  • Worst Accessories: Lisa
  • Most Likely To Pass For A Man: Kim
  • Worst (ex) Husband: Sheree
  • Most Horrific Acrylic Nails: Kim
  • The Least Intelligent: Kim
  • Worst Dressed: Lisa
  • Worst Wig/Weave: Kim
  • No Sense of Humor: Sheree
  • Least Liked: Kim
  • Worst Gay Spokesperson: all of the boys! Where did they get them from? Gay Ghetto's R Us? (jesus)
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