So, I’ve been exploring options for weight loss lately and a few things have jumped out at me; full body liposuction, the Lap Band, wiring my jaw shut…just kidding! I realized after much denial that the only way to get the pounds to melt is through serious diet and exercise. A lifestyle change…it’s so easy to visualize, isn’t it? The reality is that it is hard and that reality is so clear cut that I have decided to audition for Reality TV!
The Biggest Looser is the greatest show since, well ever. Talk about inspiring. But, of course being inspired isn’t always enough to get you out of the bed at 5AM for a morning run. I need a chef and a personal trainer. If I had one, I’d be unbelievably gorgeous too! Just the thought of having the opportunity to participate in that American phenomenon makes me giggle.
My supportive team at Pierce Mattie Public Relations has even gone so far as to show me just what I could look like should I make it on and emerge victorious. I love it! It’s going on my refrigerator to prevent me from overeating…maybe I won’t eat at all if I keep looking at Janet’s abs staring back at me.
Anyway, ladies and gents- keep hope alive, send the good vibes my way and hopefully my on-camera interview was impressive enough to reserve me a space on that fabulous ranch where weightless is inevitable.
Ciao, bellas!
